TERMS AND CONDITIONS

1. BAYWATCH ENDED AWHILE AGO (I KNOW, SRY) SO THERE’S NO LIFEGUARD ON DUTY, FLOAT AT YOUR OWN RISK!

2. RESPONSIBLE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL, OK FOLKS? WE AREN’T RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INJURIES, BRUISED EGOS OR DIVORCES.

3. BE RESPECTFUL OF THE LAND YOU’RE ON AND THE RIVER YOU’RE IN. WE ARE ALL INCREDIBLY FORTUNATE TO BE ABLE TO RECREATE WHERE WE DO!

4. DON’T LITTER! LET’S KEEP THIS BEAUTIFUL LAND AND ALL THE CREATURES THAT INHABIT IT HAPPY AND HEALTHY.

5. VENTURE DOWN BRENNAN’S WAVE AT YOUR OWN RISK. . . AND ENDURE THE LONGER WALK BACK TO THE CLUBHOUSE.

6. RETURN TUBES WITHIN YOUR ALLOTTED TIME FRAME. ANY TUBES NOT RETURNED WILL BE CHARGED $1,000,000 AND WE’LL KICK YOU IN THE KNEE.

7. BE NICE TO OTHER FLOATERS! IT’S A GREAT WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS SO DON’T LET THIS OPPORTUNITY FLOAT WAY (hehe, get it?).

8. TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS WHAT A GOOD TIME YOU HAD!